Journey Of A Thousand Miles

This is a story, being told to of course you. But this is the type of story where even though this may be told to you, I may not be alive at the end of it....

I woke up, one day and walked out of a place I've never seen before. When I took that first step out that door, I knew that my life would be different. Looking up, the sun shined across the land.

I walked into a shop but it was no ordinary shop. There were no people, no counter, nothing but chests filled with items. Since I was such a dummy, I bought some leather hoping I would be able to do something with it. As I searched this place some more, I bumped into someone. They rushed over me and ran away. Before I blacked out, I saw a name, Mat709.

I crawled and I crawled knowing that I will starve to death or be attacked by monsters outside the deep forest. Suddenly, I was being dragged but supported. I was given food, a home, a place I know that secures me from all others. The one that saved me was Ryan. He let me join his guild. A place which I do not remember much of anymore...

Of course along the way, I met more people. I met a strange orange fellow known as Varden66. I always asked him questions of course and tried to hit him whenever he doesn't answer but again, I've failed to do so realizing he was of course, the owner of Legendary Craft.

Soon, I built a successful house and found the one that knocked me down when I first woke up from the everlasting dream. Mat709 of course, remembered me and apologized for being so careless to a buffoon noob. People started to look familiar sometimes and I soon met a strange creature. It looked so familiar that it brought back broken memories. I looked into the creature's eyes and saw that it was a bright blue and not a devilish red. From the moment on, I knew that this, creature the magnificent creeper was of no harm to me. We became friends and that helped us along our journey.

10 years later.....
Soon the strangest bloke along my journey had struck me. Goobboyle, a man-cow that when I first met, scared the hell out of me. During that time, I've perfected my skills as a warrior and as a master electrician. Goob has helped me learn about the way of the animal. They are just like you and me, equally as can be but of course nature has its way. Hunters and poachers attack these young and stray creatures and Goob was on the run. I protected him from the dangers in return, he gave me ... milk. ^_^

As time proceeds, an old man, Fortesgue had crossed my path. He's strange, really strange but at the same time, kind and peaceful. He led me into a home that I couldn't have ever constructed myself and he brought me out of my dangered times. Darn that stupid Alian breaking and destroying our world. He summoned the Lord of Chaos and brought dangers into our world. Chaos roamed for a very long time until Jd1919197 came along. He hunted them down. Even slained the mightiest of all creatures with a wooden sword and gained my trust since the beginning of his arrival.

One day, Spartans decided to attack our land. Along with JJ, Mat, and Jd we held them off. We protected the beautiful land of Wolv but from stories of previous generations of creepers had told, Wolv had not ever once been successful. I knew that JJ brought me a long way into this world so I decided to help him. I helped created Wolv into a beautiful place and sparking it into a 19 people population town. JJ struck rich and we decided to expand our land. We joined forces with the Spartans along with Beastlykid and Lordofpwn. Lordofpwn had an illness which none of us could cure. One day, our medic had found a potion that could've cured that sickness but alas, we were told Lordofpwn wandered into the deep forest, never found again. That was the last time, I, all of us, saw him.

It was that time again where bandits and robbers, robbed and destroyed many of our homes. Fortesgue was the one to pick us up when we needed it. He lead people into battle and took them out when they needed it. He started a new land, Skyland, the most wonderful place you'll ever live. The stars twinkled at night and the moon tells us good night. It was the type of place you would imagine you would always want to be in like Heaven.

I was growing old, a old old man. I've been attacked 10s, 100s, 1000s! of times. But I never gave up. I picked myself up knowing people need me. My best friend Punkdummy found me a cure. He changed me back into something I wanted to become back long ago. I was young again, fierce and strong.

Griefers took control of Foxville, the main place where everyone lived. I took Hildago down and took his apart. I kept him off making nazi signs in foxville and fixed what needs to be done. Fox aka Varden666 thought i was trustworthy enough for even have OP for just a bit since most admins were off. I took that Thousand Mile step and became the closest thing to admin.

My thousand mile had just, finally began.'
(To be Continued)

i love how the world was in chaos intill i came around

I'll add the continued for you it goes like this:

He later found a player towards the end of his journey named xiownx, he was sexy. He was so sexy that he died right there due to how sexy he was.

The End
(and xiownx took all of his stuff)
The End End

You forgot me. Rawr.

And to continue xiownx's end, A member of TeC flew over to him, killed him with hacks and took his and Ortho's stuff.

The End.
(The End End End)

Mitchalot1 wrote:And to continue xiownx's end, A member of TeC flew over to him, killed him with hacks and took his and Ortho's stuff.

The End.
(The End End End)

Warning...(Mature...Don't read if you can't handle.)...Warning
Then Mitchalot1 went to his house where he found his lover. His name was Ron Jeremy (If you don't know who he is gtfo). Where they had hardcore sex all night untill Mitch died from his ass expanding too much. Ron Jeremy then found that he was lonley so he decided to make porn videos of him. Today he can be found thinking about Mitch and what he had done to his ass and decided I want to do that to the rest of TeC so he did. They all died with cum in their ass.

The End
(The End End End End)
P.S. I have a feeling this is never gonna end.

That was actually, pretty descripitive.....
Lol

xiownx wrote:

Mitchalot1 wrote:And to continue xiownx's end, A member of TeC flew over to him, killed him with hacks and took his and Ortho's stuff.

The End.
(The End End End)

Warning...(Mature...Don't read if you can't handle.)...Warning
Then Mitchalot1 went to his house where he found his lover. His name was Ron Jeremy (If you don't know who he is gtfo). Where they had hardcore sex all night untill Mitch died from his ass expanding too much. Ron Jeremy then found that he was lonley so he decided to make porn videos of him. Today he can be found thinking about Mitch and what he had done to his ass and decided I want to do that to the rest of TeC so he did. They all died with cum in their ass.

The End
(The End End End End)
P.S. I have a feeling this is never gonna end.

But that was all in xiownx's imagination, and he was gazing off into the distance thinking about it while we griefed him.

The End
(The End End End End End)

Mitchalot1 wrote:

xiownx wrote:

Mitchalot1 wrote:And to continue xiownx's end, A member of TeC flew over to him, killed him with hacks and took his and Ortho's stuff.

The End.
(The End End End)

Warning...(Mature...Don't read if you can't handle.)...Warning
Then Mitchalot1 went to his house where he found his lover. His name was Ron Jeremy (If you don't know who he is gtfo). Where they had hardcore sex all night untill Mitch died from his ass expanding too much. Ron Jeremy then found that he was lonley so he decided to make porn videos of him. Today he can be found thinking about Mitch and what he had done to his ass and decided I want to do that to the rest of TeC so he did. They all died with cum in their ass.

The End
(The End End End End)


P.S. I have a feeling this is never gonna end.

But that was all in xiownx's imagination, and he was gazing off into the distance thinking about it while we griefed him.

The End
(The End End End End End)

But a twist! Mitch actually slipped in a coma for 17 years not knowing that this entire time it was a dream, he then found out his parents were dead and he had a 50,000 dollar hospital bill. He also figured out that a bunch of bums have been having sex with his body while he was in a coma. Also TeC never existed. Legendary Craft did exist though and it has not been griefed ever. The End
(The End x Infinity^69+1)

xiownx wrote:

Mitchalot1 wrote:

xiownx wrote:

Mitchalot1 wrote:And to continue xiownx's end, A member of TeC flew over to him, killed him with hacks and took his and Ortho's stuff.

The End.
(The End End End)

Warning...(Mature...Don't read if you can't handle.)...Warning
Then Mitchalot1 went to his house where he found his lover. His name was Ron Jeremy (If you don't know who he is gtfo). Where they had hardcore sex all night untill Mitch died from his ass expanding too much. Ron Jeremy then found that he was lonley so he decided to make porn videos of him. Today he can be found thinking about Mitch and what he had done to his ass and decided I want to do that to the rest of TeC so he did. They all died with cum in their ass.

The End
(The End End End End)


P.S. I have a feeling this is never gonna end.

But that was all in xiownx's imagination, and he was gazing off into the distance thinking about it while we griefed him.

The End
(The End End End End End)

But a twist! Mitch actually slipped in a coma for 17 years not knowing that this entire time it was a dream, he then found out his parents were dead and he had a 50,000 dollar hospital bill. He also figured out that a bunch of bums have been having sex with his body while he was in a coma. Also TeC never existed. Legendary Craft did exist though and it has not been griefed ever. The End
(The End x Infinity^69+1)

I live in England. We haz the NHS. However crap they may be.

varden666